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bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

MUST HAVE

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thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

I’m going to have a DnD character worship this

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http://narnia-has-a-lower-shipping-fee.tumblr.com/post/82109262744/eythejedi-pomegran8-you-know-whats-dumb

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest…

then throw stuff like eating disorders, depression, ADHD, sleeping disorders  OCD, autism, etc into the mix

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the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

I would love to play sports if I could fly in them

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artbymoga:

We all have that one friend…

I was that guy in HS in college…. not so much 

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thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.
Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.
…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.
“Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.
“Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.
Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”
“Men in Tights.”
"…Okay."
Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”
Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”
Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.
"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.
A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.
"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."
Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”
“Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.
The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.
"What?"
"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.
Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”
Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”
Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”
Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.
She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.
"Spoilers make him angry."

this must be done

thelibrarina:

thelibrarina:

You guys.

Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.

…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?

"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.

Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.

Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.

Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”

Men in Tights.”

"…Okay."

Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”

Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”

Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.

"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.

A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.

"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."

Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”

Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.

The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.

"What?"

"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.

Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”

Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”

Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”

Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.

She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.

"Spoilers make him angry."

this must be done

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

I have been asking for superhero sitcoms for the past 9-10 years, 

must have people include Iron man, and Thor, 

loki and steve would be just shy of must have

 a good character as a guest star would be Deadpool, 

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

Breaking news: Water is wet

powerful wet stuff

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

Breaking news: Water is wet

powerful wet stuff

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

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captainlucifer:

watchoutforfallingdinosaurs:

okay but can we take a second to imagine Hans returning home and instead of being angry or disappointed or plotting against Arendelle, his family is just like, “Oh, were you gone? We didn’t even realize.”

image

daaaaaaang

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pstumpandtheclappers:

sarahmouse:

spindleshanking:

zombiotic:

aviculor:

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

it was streetlights for me

Rocks on the ground for me.

Trees on the mountains.

I was really excited to find out that grass is made of individual pieces.

People have faces.

i can see trees on the mountain in the distance

and get this

those trees have texture 

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I like to think that this is when Ron decided not to ever worry about exams again.

headcannon accepted

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beautifauna:

blktauna:

randomingoftherandomness:

ask-agentcoulson:

survivetheinfection:

A titanium escape ring with a handcuff shim and a saw blade hidden inside, the shim can open single lock handcuffs and the saw blade can cut through zipcuffs, duct tape, and other types of restraints. buy one here

#Phil Coulson’s wedding ring

I WANT THIS GIVE ME THIS

oooooo

See, if the One Ring had originally been built like this, none of the chaos would have happened

on the “I must have” list

beautifauna:

blktauna:

randomingoftherandomness:

ask-agentcoulson:

survivetheinfection:

A titanium escape ring with a handcuff shim and a saw blade hidden inside, the shim can open single lock handcuffs and the saw blade can cut through zipcuffs, duct tape, and other types of restraints. buy one here

I WANT THIS GIVE ME THIS

oooooo

See, if the One Ring had originally been built like this, none of the chaos would have happened

on the “I must have” list

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wolfiedragon:

omegamaster:

furrycatgirl:

patchworkkiller:

babyimstillintoyou:

hikari-hey-you:

gallifreyanjudgment:

fondafeeling:

britneyymarieee:

untzin-around-the-bootiebutt:

eternal-violet-void:

Hi guy’s this is Eternal-Violet-Void’s girlfriend, We decided to post this here since she has many more followers than I do.  PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS.  This girl has been messaging us both non-stop and saying the most hateful things. I don’t know what to say to make her stop so I was hoping to in-list some help from all of you. Thank you guys!

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

Time to expose! Reblog !!!

Urge to punch rising…

You should definitely contact the authorities, get the fear in her. 

Fucking gross? HER AND HER FUCKING ATTITUDE!

wow ignorant raising ignorant obvs

Well since I’m insane apparently then it should be okay if I go to this girls house set it on fire make her watch as her family does then violently let pigs eat her alive or horses tear her apart….but no sane people wouldn’t do that (sorry I hate people like this seriously can’t we let people be fucking happy!!!!)

She says that “homos” should be shoot and shouldn’t be on the planet, but who is the one actually hurting other people? If I had a choice in who to eradicate from the earth, I know it wouldn’t be anyone in the LGBT+ community as they are not actually hurting/harming anyone compared to this girl.

The urge to murder this bitch is too great to handle

She really needs an attitude adjustment….. this makes me both sick and sad :/

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